Sea Hag Bar & Grill

He Heeee!!! Well, perhaps Gypsy and I have something in common,,,,Nahhh! Not even!

I was in the Hag a while back and complained to one of the owners about some drunken horses ass in there trying to pick a fist fight with most everyone there, including a guy in a wheel chair.  Turns out this guy is one of the Hag's golden boys and I was the one who got tossed for complaining about him.  "waddyoutalkinbout?  Jeff eez beddygoot boy!!! You get out now!!

Say Wha??

Getoutnow!!!

They also allow smoking indoors.  Say they don't care about the law; it's their place and they smoke and allow smoking if they want.  Pee-Yew!!  Not so bad on warm days when they can leave the door open.

OFF WE GO, TO THE LBT!!!   Better prices, better atmosphere, more space, better lighting, full food menu.

Cool, see ya round!

Pretty dark and dank little place, but it's called The Sea Hag...what did you expect? Velvet ropes, and a valet?? I would really give them a 2.5 stars, as we popped in for a bite to eat and were shown a pretty dismal menu in honour of Dismal Nitch I am sure (wink).  Not a whole hellovalot to choose from.

Bar seemed pretty loaded, as did the patrons at it (wink).  This looks like a fun local place to drown your sorrows, but grab a bite to eat prior to coming.

This is a crusty old hole-in-the-wall Bar and Grill in the fishing town of Ilwaco Washington. That is to say it is a lot of fun! My cousins and I usually visit this place at night while vacationing at Long Beach in the summer.
Cold beer, hot food. Grab a t-shirt on your way out!