Seaside Pub On Main

I was probably like you...sitting at home, looking at yelp reviews, trying to figure out where to eat and came across this place. Looked good, 4 stars, and the pictures of the food looked pretty good. Well don't be fooled, don't take the bait, this place is just awful, a terrible excuse for a restaurant. The microwavable bacon was a nice touch though. Ugh, awful awful awful. Turrible Turrible Turrible.

I would rather have my yolk sac spread out like a wafer and then have them covered in a layer of honey and then have wasps come and sting me and then have them covered in another layer of vinegar and then have it worn as a swimming cap. I'd rather have that than eat another meal here.

Cheers.

I've been a long time lurker on yelp, however I felt compelled to create an account to review this awful establishment. My wife and friends visited seaside on a Friday night in the summer and boy were we fooled,  what should have been a great evening out turned into a nightmare.  I wish I could give this place zero stars, it actually deserves negative stars. It's tough to explain just how bloody awful the food is, Gordon Ramsey would have a field day with this place.  

For dinner I had the BLT which contained a pile of greasy, thin, microwave bacon, I mean honestly microwave bacon, seriously show a little effort . Microwave bacon basically Is announcing to your customers that you have given up. I also had the pleasure of receiving Parmesan truffle fries...oooooooo wow so exotic. What I actually received was a pile of greasy soft fries with a what can only be described as a fistful of Parmesan cheese thrown on top. I could go on an on with the food, from the imitation crab meat in the lobster bisque to the shrimp bruschetta which contained two whole shrimp, oh boy two whole shrimp wow !!!! I'll spare you more details, just don't go just don't go ever.

Also forgot to mention prices, they are just silly high and this is coming from someone who is used to eating in NYC.

Always great drinks, great food and service at the Seaside. Love me some Bernie, Nickie or Heather. Always come back when I'm visiting even though I don't live there anymore.