Sharkeys Beach Club

Oh sweet dear Sharkeys!!! I went on a mini vacay with friends to Port A and we all were looking for a place to bump and grind for the night. We asked a few locals and they all said Sharkeys; Sharkeys is the place to be. Honestly, it was the place to be! It was just what we needed for an awesome night! The drinks were priced well ($3-$8)and the music was great. They played a lot of hip hop, some 80's rocks, a little country, and just about all the line dances known to mankind. The enviorment was very beach frat/college..ish. It's a great place for anyone looking for a good night after tanning in the hot sun all day! Super fun and flirty, definately recommended!

Horrible service the bouncer was a douche bag and didn't believe I was of age 21+ I think he thought my ID was fake what a dumbass douche bag, and he treated us like shit and poor service by the bar tender, never come here unless you want to knock out a dumbass bouncer.

"Class of 1986 Reunion!"

That's how you know the dance floor is about to be off the chain.  On the teeny island of Port A, this little hillbilly oasis of missing teeth, unkempt mullets, fork-poked tattoos and crackle-crunchy skin, this is Class of '86 catching-up heaven. And you cannot look away. There's no telling how many unplanned pregnancies and years of jailtime can be counted among this graduated crew, but let me tell you what: they can party. Stanky Legging it, two-stepping it, butt-to-grounding it. And we partied right the hell with them.

ON THE STAGE. There is a stage people. Don't go thinking that that's where all the fun is though: please look carefully all around you at ALL TIMES. You do not want to miss it when that girl's panties are danced right down her disoriented - and willing - body. Please also look intently for Glow Sticks Guy, who, I was assured by friends, has been there every year since the beginning of glow sticks. He may have invented glow sticks. This guy probably made a killing with his brilliant invention, and dances it out every night at Sharkey's to celebrate eternally.

Do not go to Port A and not go to Sharkey's. It is wrong and irresponsible of you. Just as God hates all sinners, God especially loathes those who do not go to document the Sharkey's sin to discuss later with friends for years to come.