Shotgun Willies

Ok. Here is the deal I went here because I was board. I am a woman, and it was a Wednesday night. I spent over 200 dollars to support the girls and they kept trying to put their crotches by my face even when I said no thanks. And they brought me on stage took off my bra and when I was done on stage I put my bra back on. (This took 15 seconds in which i stood and got off stge and put my bra on) The bar tender whom I had tipped well also, came over to me and said I need to put my clothes on in the bathroom. Excuse me? I was paying and not one man was putting down any money all night and she had the audacity to tell me to go through the bar, with out my shirt or bra on, to the bathroom so I wasn't outshining the girls on stage! Ok, this would have been reasonable if I wasn't the best paying person in the whole place! I left. With my money. They need to think twice about telling paying clients to go clothe themselves in such a rude fashion, needless to say I will never support them again.

In my travels around the Rocky Mountains the subject of this place always comes up among refinery workers. It's a place of legend, with tales of getting a lap dance in a double wide trailer from a pregnant midget who was spawned by bigfoot himself. I work in the Billings area now and again and I never treated myself to experience this piece of local history and mystery. It does not disappoint! It's not quite a double wide but very small. It's very dark with slot machines in the corner. The DJ/announcer doubles as the doorman but he would not play requests(If I want to watch "Diamond" shake her tits at me with Danzig's "She Rides" at full volume then I should be able to request it). The club has only one stage and five dancers on shift which means you get to see the whole rotation in about 45 minutes. The VIP section looks like a booth at a diner with the table removed and is right next to Mr. DJ's booth so he can ensure the no touching policy. The best thing about this place is I can sit at the stage with a $3 beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, throw a couple bucks down on the rail and next thing you know I'm laying on the stage with a fully nude dancer sitting on top of me pinching my nipples. Now THAT is a good deal folks. The girls are not top shelf but still very cute, no stretch marks or c-section scars(that I could see in the dark). Highly recommended if you like the diviest of dives(which I do).