Stretch's house is the shit. Â We just get our party on over here. Â Lots of flat, warm Dr. Pepper and shotgun shells. Â Got a fridge from the 1950's. Â Kind of a small place so playing pool can be difficult. Â If you get in a tight spot you might have to use the midget pool cue. Â Trick is not to knock over the empty bottles of Jack. Â Wanna sit down?...no problem. Â Take a seat in one of 3 plush couches taken straight from the trash pile behind Gunsoly Hall. Â There's a lot of Aaron house memorabilia around this establishment. Â You want porn on the TV? Â They got it. Â Playboy channel all night long. Â Had a little too much fun that night?...no problem...sleeping accommodations can be arranged...just lay down right where you're sitting. Â Overnight stays are welcome. Â If you're a Marine you get special treatment here...Semper Fi Mijo! Â If you're Billie Stucart you get the best treatment of all. Â Make sure to take the mattress off the pool table though before you play, and I'm not guaranteeing that all the balls will be there though. Â Stop in for a frosty one if you're in the neighborhood.
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