Sunny's

How is there not a review of this place yet?

Commonly referred to as "Scummy's" or "Scums" this is the place to be after midnight when you are already too plastered to make good decisions.  

There will be police within a 50ft radius of this place to catch public urination offenders and minors in possession.  

Don't be fooled by the long line outside and the whorish outfits, it will be just as terrible inside.  

Yummy drinks served in 6oz plastic cups and bulked up bouncers walking around trying to separate people visibly fornicating on the dance floor.  You can for sure get a hand jiggy with no problems though.  

This place has a pool table, although nobody plays pool, they merely use it to dance on and set their drinks.

The dj will play the same terrible 80's rock ballads and sandstorm over and over again while all the happy teenagers sing along and dry hump under the black light.

There will very likely be a few dirty townies that got kicked out of Club 35 watching the minors get molested and wishing they were cool enough to dance.

I am pretty sure this is where HIV originated.  People pee directly on the floor/bar and pathetic little tiffs break out between fratters on a regular basis.  

The only thing this bar ever taught me was how to walk and throw up at the same time.

That being said--3 stars for getting everybody I know laid.