First off terrible review Nate. How can you possibly issue a review to an establishment you've never even patronized? It's downright unfair!
I visited this place on my last night in Panama City and it is without a doubt the worst gentleman's club I have ever been in, but an experience none the less. The drinks aren't cheap, and the only way to get a lady to dance is by feeding money into the jukebox.
Ohhhhh the ladies! The ladies come in all shapes and sizes and different grades of deteriorating teeth no doubt due to meth usage. Strangely enough the best looking one had the worst teeth. I spent about an hour and a half in there with my best friend and my ladyfriend  and I would recommend visiting under the following guidelines
1. Being fairly intoxicated
2. Curious
3. Open minded for an unforgettable experience.
As per Aimee C's advice I should mention what I think of this Panama City institution. I have heard only stories, horror stories, that have come from the walls of this place and never actually been inside the doors so don't take this review too seriously, but with other people's stories in mind I can think of no better way of describing this place then a "gentleman's" club for those that care not what they stare at. Amputees, big women, midgets, she-males, all seems to be game here at this place that is no bigger than two huts/shacks put together. Right in the middle of 'ol St Andrews Bay.
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