TAO Beach

Small pool, didn't care. 2nd pool party of the weekend already. The venue is a bit cramped, but hey you might bump into the same hot chic 4 times today!

All the beer wenches were FCKIN HOT here! I almost thought I was at Sapphire!

Prices, who cares? It's Vegas. Nothing in Vegas is cheap, except playing Pai Gow and getting fcked up for free. Music, pretty much the same everywhere!

Work hard, spend your money harder! come Monday, get your ass back to work and make more of it! Live IT up!

We came here for for a pool party on Vegas on the Rocks weekend.  It was crazy busy.  You could barely move.  $20 cover to get in. They tables were very expensive to rent and had a very large minimum purchase which I know is to be expected).  If you did not rent a table, there was no seating.  They did not allow any outside drinks--even closed bottled water--you were searched and they were taken.  

Pros:
Open bar (free) during certain hours
Limited menu offered
Dunk a ChipNDale
Free snacks (popcorn, snow cones)
Great DJ

Cons:
Too crowded
No where to sit
No open tables
Very expensive
Small pool
Very small space

You're kidding right? WHY IS IT SO GDAMN SMALL AND CRAMPED IN HERE. You all do know there's a bigger, less used pool JUST OUTSIDE OF TAO beach, right? Time to think about expanding to that area, guarantee you'll get a more cracking party!!!

Getting here was a headache already, with all the loops and turns. Then having to mush through a mess of people, omg even worse!!

Pool is super dinky and small. And there's no space for conjugating with others unless you find some cracks between the abundance of beds/chairs.

INS AND OUTS THOUGH. Just go in listen to your DJ(I was only really here for Ferry and Markus during EDC weekend...) and go outside and chill by the bigger less infested pool. Then go back in if you want to be around a crowd. Then go back when you're sick of being cramp. Yeup. That's the only plus!

I'm lucky that Tao wasn't my first day club experience or else I would have been SUPER confused with why everyone else deem day clubs a lot better than night clubs in Vegas!