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This bar is great!  It is an  authentic sh*t-kickin' dive right in the middle of all of the pompus Newport bullshit.  I stopped in here a lot last summer.  They have a pool table, internet jukebox, a dart board, relatively cheap drinks and an ample selection of townies to give it the authentic feel.  The back alley always has some bullshit going on. Â
I saw some aging, nearly-comatose townies making out by the dumpster last summer while both smoking Newports and listening to the sounds of people pissing on the fence. Â It's a good "kick in the ascot" to all of the overpriced douchery going on at all of the other bars around there.