Wet Spot the

This is a dive bar.  Dive bars are cool, because they are dive bars.  The people are interesting, and the clientele are diverse...you never know what's gonna walk in!  Ive seen everything from frat boys to bikers to bee keepers in this place, and many a night, this place has raised my spirits after a boring tour of downtown Melboring.  If you haven't hit the wet spot on a saturday night, you don't know what yer missing!

Bartenders make or break a bar. Most of my favorite bartenders no longer work here. The new girls are nice, and if they last long enough, they'll get some more personality and skill. Ladies night is no longer 2 for 1 u call it. Now it is only wells and beer. Still usually an entertaining place to haunt, but I'm no longer a regular.

Okay, you don't go to a place called THE WET SPOT expecting The Ritz.  I went in with a friend, and when we walked in a bartender was bent over on the bar getting spanked from an older patron.  If your response is not "Holy shit that's so sloppy drunk stupid it's hilarious!" then get the fuck out of Dodge!  If you don't love it or leave it then you're no smarter than they; I don't care what book learnin' you got!

Free pool at happy hour which seems to last until midnight.  Drunk, fat, old, young, and the almost-not-ugly are all represented here.  Don't eat, just drink and be merry.  That's what the locals do and that's why the bathroom reeks of vomit and poor aim.  Service takes forever but it's understandable when one bartender is biting the other on her ass.  These things just take time.