Wigwam Tavern

Dress down & dumb down to come here folks. It is funny to watch the entertaining hick drunks here if your bored...

It's a bar.  Folks are generally friendly and the beer is cold.

Standard small town grub, roll-back menu and prices. Great value. Make sure to have a designated driver, unless you wanna find out once and fer all what it's like to star in the latest edition of "Busted".

Pure bonus, just for allowing us the venue for such communications:

A man is talking to his head shrink. "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm having these obsessive thoughts."

"Tell me more," says the therapist.

"Well I keep having these circular, repetitious thoughts. One day I keep thinking I'm a tee-pee, the next day, I think I'm a Wig-Wam. Over and over, it's drivin' me nuts. Help!"

"You just need to relax," the doctor says triumphantly, "You're too tense...."

(two tents... you know, like wigwam, and tee-pee..... eeeeeesh)

No joke here though: Remember to tip your waitress!!! Support your local single moms!