Woody's

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  I came down to the Keys for a bachelor party and as a requirement of all bachelor parties we had to go to a strip club. I heard from friends that Woody's is a bottom of the barrel strip club but still enjoyable, but after reading the four 1 star reviews on Yelp, our group's expectations were rock bottom.
  
  However, after paying the $10 cover and walking into the smokey room filled with middle aged men, we were all pleasantly surprised by the attractiveness of the strippers. There were skinny girls, curvy girls, huge fake boobs girls...everything. There was a girl, or should I say woman who was 20 years past retirement and another that probably should be on maternity leave, but it comes with the territory. All of the strippers were very friendly in a non-pushy way. Anyway, my friends and I had a great time and bought many lap dances for the future groom. Woody's deserves more than 1 star in our books.

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  Posted on 01.20.13 Kevin C.

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  OMG.  Not to be mean or anything, but this was baaaad.
  
  The strippers were friendly, but I'm told that is not what one looks for in a stripper.
  
  There were 2 for 1 drink specials, and I was so terrified of drinking from the glass - I was convinced I'll get herpies from just touching it.
  
  It was just...bad.
  
  Like...BAD.  Like, comedic movie-quality bad.
  
  And before you ask why were in there...it was because it was a Sunday night, we were driving through, and asked ourselves "how bad could it be?".  Well, we got our answer.

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  Posted on 12.26.12 Fenny L.

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  Gross does not even begin to describe this place.

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  Posted on 06.06.12 R G.

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  This place is lucky it is still open. Wow what does he see when he chooses the women they are nomads very sad people

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  Posted on 04.23.12 Michelle M.

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  *** WARNING ***
  
  Ignorant low life rednecks and crack whores make this an instant keys landmark.  
  
  Get a tetanus shot and penicillin shot before even pulling into the parking lot.
  
  You can see a big fat jackass telling jokes that sound like a reading from the KKK handbook.  His name is Big Dick and the extenders and he at least has the self given name of Big Dick.  
  
  That is the only redeeming quality I can find.
  
  I only gave this 1 star because I had no other choice.  If you want a firsthand look at the worst human element, this is a great place.
  
  THIS PLACE SUCKS!
  
  (Yes I know it is a nude bar, that is only secondary)

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  Posted on 07.14.08 gary s.

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