Buffalo Jump

My mother in law took my family to have dinner there for there pasta special for $5. It came with soup or salad and the portion sizes where huge! Couldnt beat that for the price. And there poppers are amazing! For a cheap speciap not bad at all. I have not been to the strip club side but the dinning side the staff was very kind and helpful. Pretty much we had a pretty nice experence.

Okay, let me explain....

I came here the other night to unwind a little. Upon entry, i get to give the front door $10. This to me is strike 1 for this place. I'm in the middle of no where Montana and get charged a cover fee, but i can go to Vegas and see top notch pu**y and get in for free?

I pay the man and walk straight to the bar. Looking around i see like 4 ppl in the place, and no one on the pole. 2 ppl behind the bar pass me up until i can get to order a beer. 5 bucks for a heineken. Okay not that bad i guess. I get my dollar bills and sit down next to the stage. This is where i should tell you about my awesome time getting lap dances and feelin up on some booty, but sadly this wasn't the case. One older stripper with fake titties looked miserable and i caught the vibe that she didnt even wanna be stripping, another really skinny younger one had a horrible attitude and barely danced for the money, and a third one smelled like straight B.O. ewww this is strike 2.

I finish my beer and contemplate bouncin' on this place, but the "waiter" comes around and asks me if i'd like another beer. I decided to stay for one more round and "maybe it'll get better". The waiter takes 4 bucks from me for the next heineken....yes...i said 4 dollars. Hmmm wasn't my first one 5? Does someone want to give me my 1 dollar back...bartender?!? Strike 3 im leaving!

Then, Marley walks out on stage, a young, attractive, happy to be a stripper stripper..she has the right moves and knows how to speak to the costumers. I was in aww that this chick actually worked here cause of all the negativity i experienced from walking in. I stayed for 2 rounds with her and bounced.

Over all this place is garbage, but what do u expect? Businesses now a days try and rob the costumer instead of treating them with respect. First impressions are everything guys, better teach your employees how to act or instead of stripping and stealing from ppl, you'll be in sub-zero degree Montana weather begging for my dollar. ;o)

The food isn't bad but definitely bar food, straight off the Sysco truck. The place is never busy during daylight hours. The portions are very generous and the prices are moderate. Almost every time I've eaten here, I've ordered it to take home just because I live down the road and I'd rather eat in a place with windows or daylight. The one time I did eat inside was a decent experience. Not bad, but not great. Daily food/drink specials and large portions.

Things that could make it better:
- I'm not keen on the idea that there's a strip club on the other side of the building, but what can you do?
- faster service