Cave Gentlemen Club

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  Gem? This place is a gem?
  
  This place is full of cheating marine wives, tagchasers, and divorcee's of the military. Also full of stretch marks and bad breath.
  
  I don't get why anyone would go to THIS strip club, with the bars being so close.

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  Posted on 07.02.13 Cortney C.

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  This place is not too terrible in my opinion.  The girls are ok, although a few gems have been found here throughout the years.  It's worth checking out.

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  Posted on 04.26.13 Alan H.

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  This place sucks. Once again I was the DD. The strippers are fat and smell funny. I give this hole in the wall, crappy stripclub 1 star you lucky I can't you give you 0 stars you crap hole.

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  Posted on 09.17.11 Hector S.

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  I was a boot when I went into the Cave and I had quite a different experience.  The place was a mix more of NCO's and the locals and everyone was getting rowdy as hell.  I think it had more to do with the bombshell brunette that was dressed like a DI with a mini skirt and blouse that were way to tight to be with in regulation.  She had more curves then you could shake a stick at.  The place definitely was a hole in the wall but I am most in my element in seedy places.  I guess the good memory of the sexy DI was all that stuck because for the life of me I can't remember what the other girls looked like...must have had a good time.

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  Posted on 10.20.10 Tony M.

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  You know when a bug is buzzing in your ear and starts to fly in your ear canal? That ultra sensitive vibration that instantly makes you shake your head like you're listening to a Slayer album and slap the hell out of your hearing organ?
  
  That is strikingly similar to the sound that a "Ukrainian" stripper did to me while at the Cave. If she was from Eastern Europe then she was a wife of a Marine that met her while on Embassy duty. Thats the problem with most of the strip clubs in Marine towns. All the strippers are either wives of Marines, daughters of Marines or locals. Locals = no dice. She performed this half purring, half buzzing noise that drove me insane. I quickly told her I wasn't interested in a dance and she eventually left.
  
  This place is a hole. A rinky stage with dicey characters everywhere. Definitely a place not frequented by the swarms of boot Marines straight out of boot camp. We were boot...yes, but we heard this place was a dive, and I'm a glutton for dives. Keep an eye out for the woman with a killer  Cesarean Section scar across her midsection.
  
  I support single mothers. Just not single mothers with meth habits.

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  Posted on 06.09.09 Brandon S.

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  This little gem of Jacksonville is conveniently located across the parking lot from the Trianlge Motor Inn, where evey dick from S.O.I. hangs out on the weekends. Suprisingly, it isn't as filled with boots like La Mirage is. What give this establishment some character is the coked out skeezos that sit around the bar and waiting by the door for 'their friend' to show up.
  
  The last time I was there this fat cow was pole dancing center stage and she had a half done outline of Winny the Pooh on her cottage cheese thigh. It really spoke for the quality of dancers there.  
  
  All in all, the cave is  a must-see for J-ville, especially when the Dirtwood is too packed.

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  Posted on 10.21.07 Mike E.

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