Big, weird country bar. Every country cliche. Cowboy Guy on a horse outside, Mechanical bull. Line dancing to... Everything. I was in serious culture shock when everyone was PG line dancing to lil Wayne. Definitely a must see as far as culture-shocking goes but you can't really dance unless you want to kick-kick-step to Nicki Minaj. Also- three shots of Jim beam was $20. Soooo...
Review Source:This was my first and last time going to this bar...they were completely rude my friend got called to move her hummer back bc it was on the sidewalk and we were in the handicap parking bc her husband is in a wheelchair and the asshole secrety guard had the nerve to say to her " you don't look very handicapped" seriously who the hell says that...and they kept eyeing down her cousins which are black told them to move to a different table and kicked their friend out bc  " apparently they told him to tuck his shirt in 6 times which is bullshit bc his shirt was tucked in the whole time.. I will not be coming back to this bar they are a bunch a racist rednecks who dont think before they open their damn mouths.....that is all I gotta to say about this!
Review Source:I just felt the need to add an accurate review of this establishment since no one else seems to have seen it through sober eyes. Â I was there for an hour and a half and I saw:
1) A fight that was never broken up by security,
2) A patron leaned over at his table, mouth agape, vomiting on the floor,
3) A Jersey Shore audition reject 3-way kissing two underage looking girls,
and 4) A girl peeing in a beer cup.
Not only that but I ordered 2 extremely weak amaretto sours at the bar, which took an eternity. I saw the disclaimer that unopened tabs would be charged a 20% gratuity. After spending a short time there I decided it was worth the gratuity not to have to be there any longer. I woke up today to find a $50 charge on my bank account from them. Â Were my drinks seriously $20 each?!!!!
This place is a cesspool. It's got to be one of the only places on earth that you can contract a venereal disease just from breathing the air. They'll rob you blind and you will regret going, mark my words.
My family took me here when I was in town and I loved it. Â I didn't dance much because WOW there is a line dance for any song. Â This uncoordinated yankee didn't do so well.
I did however attempt the mechincal bull. Â And did I mention I'm uncoordinated? Â I wouldn't use the word "ride' so much as "fall off". Â But I got to try it and I've got a story that most of my friends don't. Â
All in all I had a blast and can't wait to visit again!
I used to go every sunday night but now I go maybe twice a month, only because I love to linedance and they give out free beer pitchers (although its not good) til they run out (usually around 10:30). My biggest gripe about this place is that security won't do anything unless you get punched/punch someone in the face. I'm mixed korean and white and multiple times drunk guys get mad bc they touch my behind, I get mad, then they start screaming racial slurs at me and they don't get kicked out. I've had this problem twice and they do nothing about it.
Secondly, one night I was with 9 friends all sitting at a small table and we each had our own pitcher. Some of us went to dance and when we came back there were only 3 pitchers left. My friends said the security guys came around and took them bc there were only 4 people at the table and we can't have more than one pitcher per. We were not compensated for the money we used to pay for the FULL pitchers nor what we tipped the waitress. Â
This last side note is- I know its not a gay bar but they kicked out 2 of my girlfriends bc they kissed eachother. It wasn't making out or anything, just a pop kiss.
Listen, I realize some might cry foul at my 5-star rating, but Cotton Eyed Joe is the SHIT for its genre of night club, that being a hole in the wall, honky tonk country establishment.
Yes, a man with eyes looking in different directions asked me to dance here. Â Yes, a man with a shocking resemblance to Chuck Norris is a regular. Â Yes, tacky bachelorette parties with confetti in the shape of penises frequent here. Â So f-ing what. Â
This place is a BLAST. Â It's always packed on Friday and Saturday night. Â Drinks are cheap. Â
They have a gigantic dance floor and music has three modes while circle through the night. Â Mode 1 - outdated booty dancing, Usher - Yeah, Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous, etc. Â Mode 2 - Linedancing music, including yes, the Cotton Eyed Joe, the Electric Slide, Tush Push, Cowboy Cha Cha, etc.
Mode 3 - Country Slowdancing aka time to get a drink if you're single.
Most of the linedancing is relatively simple and easy to jump into after you've watched everyone else for a while. Â If not, the advanced dancers are a ton of fun to watch.
There is something for everyone at this bar - a mechanical bull, karaoke, four lengthy bars with bartenders, trashy waitresses that will let you do shots off their boobs (ok, not a selling point for me, but in an effort of full disclosure, I'll include it), obviously dancing, pool tables, and a ton of TVs with sports on.
Annie's Tips:
Ladies - stick to the bathroom on the right when you walk in
Liquor drinks can be watered down, BUT ask for a rodeo - $8 for a myriad of cheap liquors and some cherry stuff. Â Redneck, but good.
Beware the parking lot out back. Â It's not well lit and though there are staff on horseback, a friend had her car window smashed.
Thursday night you can go in and learn the steps to the line dances.
Get cash for a $5 cover on the weekend nights.
The nights with bands are boring. Â They take up the whole dance floor so you can't dance and they're usually one-hit wonders and not that great.
Ok, I've said enough. Â If you want to go line dancing in Knoxville, this is the place.
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