Creekside Cabaret

The Basics:
45  min- 1 hr from Philly.
$5 cover the Wednesday I was there.
$20 for a dance w/ a $40 nude option.

This place is fairly large.  One big, undivided room dominated by the long stage (room for three dancers each on their own pole with plenty of room in between them though I doubt that there is more than two on stage very often).  A low bar and chairs surrounds the stage with a second tier of low seating and tables and a back tier of tall tables along the wall.  Bar is across from the end of the runway but the waitresses are really quick to serve you at your table.

  I should say that I visited on "Amateur Night" so maybe my experience doesn't reflect the typical night at the Creekside Cabaret.  The amateur contest was advertised as starting around 9.  I figured they would stretch it out until 10 or so.  Understandable as the main goal is to keep people in and spending.  The contest didn't start until 11:15 which to me seems a bit much.  Two amateurs came out for two songs each which was kinda fun and got the crowd going, but then the next couple "amateurs" to perform were clearly dancers from the club (I had seen them working the floor earlier and they were certainly not dressed like amateurs).  I found that kind of annoying.  I also found it impossible to grab the attention of any of the girls.  It was busy but not impossibly so.  Maybe if I had been able to grab a seat nearer the stage?  Ended up leaving before the end of the amateur contests during the set by yet another non-amateur performer.  Overall it actually seems like a decent club but I would describe my experience as "Meh".  Maybe I'll give it another chance sometime on a regular night, but considering how long the drive is it certainly will  not be for awhile.

i am no expert on these kinds of places, but i thought creekside was really nice. nothing on the outside screams "strip club" so we thought we were at the wrong place until we got inside. clean, nice girls, spacious. three poles so you can have multiple dancers at once. big bar. drinks are pricey, yes, as they always are in clubs. i came with a group of girls, so we called before to make sure we could get in (at some places, they don't let girls come unless they are with a guy). this was not a problem here. there is a sign at the front that you cannot use your cell phone inside-you have to step outside. don't know if this is alway the case with these clubs, but it's nice that they seem to be protecting their girls.

i was terrified when i first came here because i was sitting at the bar and a very drunk middle aged man came up to me and insisted that he knew me. i don't know how he thought he recognized me, perhaps with his beer googles on he thought i was a dancer, or i'm just trying to flatter myself into thinking that i could be able to climb a pole. either way, security came over and immediately escorted him out. i felt much safer after that.

they have a happy hour from 4-6, but i've never been.

What a surprise in the middle of suburbia.  You may not be able to find this place until you are less than fifty feet away, it is basically in the shadow of a sewage treatment plant.  With that said, who really cares, its whats going on inside that matters.  The hallway entrance opens up into a huge chamber which houses a lengthy stage adorned with three poles and a back lit bar which has the appeal of a trendy LA club.   A small illuminated Plexiglas menu sits atop each table and doubles as a waitress beacon when you switch the light to red.  High above is a concealed DJ booth shrouded by stairs which lead the entertainers to the stage.  Surprisingly, cover is free till 8 and two buck beers can be had from 4-6.  The food can either be ordered from your waitress or bought over the counter in a back kitchen / carry out type operation.  Although it would seem the pizza should be the choice du jour, I would humbly suggest the chicken fingers or prehaps the wings.  The pizza is the generic, grocery store, card board shell variety  with a splash of cheap sauce and cheese.  The food prices can't be beaten anywhere though.  You could have a five course meal here for the price of a popcorn and small coke at the theater.  The main course are definitely the dancers, each gorgeous in their own right.  A closer look can be had in either the lapdance room or the VIP room, the latter a bit too spendy though.   There is even a roving masseuse who will give you a neck and shoulder massage for a price whilst you drool over the stage action.   This place should exceed almost all of your expectations and I don't hesitate in recommending it.