If you still think Don Johnson's wardrobe from Miami Vice still looks good, this place is for you. Also, if you don't smoke but want to breathe everyone else's to jump start your lung cancer chances, by all means go. Additionally, if you want watered down daiquiris and the cheapest ingredients around then you need to hot foot it over to this castle now. I'm not into Alberto V05 home perms, cheesy mustaches, Jordache jeans, or people who bathe in cologne before they go out. This place makes Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite look like a trendy jet setter. Just not my cup of cheese. Oh, beware of the line dancers too!!!
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