Elsa's Mexican Restaurant

I'm fairly certain this restaurant is merely a front for La eMe* ... how else could such terrible food keep a business afloat who's supposed purpose is to provide food?

I've patronized this Tex-Mex mistake several times because (a) I'm a masochist and (b) it's about a 2-minute walk from my place of employment. I've really tried to find something on the menu I can learn to love simply because the convenience of the restaurant's location is undeniable, and when I'm really hungover and need to appear "normal" to co-workers, Elsa's waffle fries are pretty damn delicious (and the sole reason this place is getting 2 stars instead of 1). Every other item on the menu that I've sampled has been Muy desagradable.

If I disappear mysteriously as a result of unearthing a Mexican-American drug cartel please, tell my family I love them.

*La eMe or The Mexikanemi (as it's known in Texas) is the Mexican-American mafia, a highly organized North American crime syndicate...I catch a lot of the Biography Channel...now you know.

Drove all the way there, to find out it was closed for a private party... Would of been nice if they had posted it on there website.. So I did not get my bad Juan...

This place is gross! They tried to feed my raw ground meat calling it a hamburger. Then the manager acted like it was my fault. The bathrooms smelled like urine and no soap. So how are the employees washing their hands? Only thing on the table that was edible was the chicken fingers that came from a bag. Do yourself a favor and go elsewhere.