Greenies

Went here just meet a friend and have a quick drink.  So I didn't get any food but it did look good.  They did have green beer for St. Patty's day.  It does look like a great place to watch sports with some of the larger screens that I have seen in a bar.

On the plus side they have a skeeball machine.

I arrived about 6pm to learn we could not sit at several tables because they would be playing (Last Call) trivia at 8pm. I find it hard to believe they would rather keep tables open than seat a paying customer, but that appears to be their business model and might explain why few were there. Because of the heat and availability of indoor tables, we refused the only option given to those they did not recognize as regular trivia players: sit outside. Finally, we said we'll play trivia in 2 hours if you let us have a table. Honestly, if not for meeting other people I would have walked out instead of playing let's make a deal.  

Our server was only attentive to those drinking from the bar while water and soft drinkers were on their own. The food was meh at best. The laminate menus were sticky and gross with food, making me realize places never wipe them down (maybe offer wipes like grocery stores do for carts?!)

Getting our bills and paying turned into a 30-minute affair in which she still didn't provide correct change and brought the wrong credit cards to our table-yikes!  

I suppose it is best this is a neighborhood bar, because they do nothing to welcome outsiders and probably don't care to.

My experience at  Greenies was pretty awful.  The management refused to seat our party of 10 in the main area because we were not going to play trivia.  The insisted on sitting us out on the patio area to sit on a splintery rough hewn bench table.  Finally my friend called up en route and spoke to the manager and insisted that we would play trivia, which we did.   The jockeying for a table in air conditioning took 45 minutes to accomplish.  After we were seated, we were given dirty menus that were sticky with some kind of sauce, truly revolting.  The food was gag worthy, the service was slow and after being there for over 4 hours I never received a refill.  I finally gave up!

I did not take a look at the indoor golf area, I did however play pool which was fun.  However, the pool area is in dire need of updating.  

Unless you plan on getting drunk, avoid this dirty,unfriendly, distasteful place.