Huka Bar & Grill

I read over some of the reviews and I think there's a major misunderstanding. This place isn't bad. Yeah the service isn't great, but that's what you expect from a girl lighting huka in public while wearing lingerie. This is a club first and foremost. So if you are looking for a quiet night out, with good service and great food, this is not the place. More than anything, I feel like this place masquerades as a "classy" and "up-scale" night for the classless and low scale. It's for younger kids, lets say 21 to 25. That's the age range unless you're 35 and wearing Affliction, then you'll still fit in. Loud music, scantily clad go go dancers, douche bags galore...just know what to expect when you come here. Yes there will be a cover charge for carrying a penis in your pants, no you don't care because you're only here because this is where some female friend wanted to celebrate her birthday.

Kinda of pricey.   I've had awesome times at the Huka bar and boring times.

Dear Diary,
We received a drunken call from a couple of our friends asking us to come to the Huka Bar for a few drinks and maybe a bit of Pearl Necklace. Heck with that kind of an invite how could we resist. On Friday night I paid a 7 dollar cover and my first wife got in free because it was ladies night. The bar was a little dead and we had a table with our mates at the far end by the dance floor. The 2 Go Go dancers with daddy issues were ok nothing to write home about. The really good ones I put into our family Christmas letter. The Huka was nice but it kept going out. We ordered the cheese bread and that was GOOOOD. Ok it may have been the 4 pints of Guinness talking but it was really good.

The service leaves a bit to be desired. If you are not hitting on them they seem to think you are invisible. Unfortunately for me I am a very happily married man and did not feel the need to flirt or hit on the pear shaped waitress with the extremely tacky  bra sticking out the back of her dress so it took about 30 minutes for her to notice I had an empty pint. Even though she had been to our table 3 times and I kept trying to get her attention. Little tip ladies your bra is meant for support it is not meant to be seen sticking out the top, the back or the sides of your dress, it looks tacky and makes you look like you are coming from the trailer park.

We may go back but not for a while.