Humboldt Club

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  Great bartender.  Good mix of people.  Something for everyone.

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  Posted on 11.07.10 Emily S.

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  Here for the dunes, but stumbled across the Humboldt Club by accident waiting to pick up relatives at the nearby airport.
  
  Well shop worn, but as friendly as all get out.
  Full selections of premium booze and a good well, and all the cheap-o likkers too.
  
  Hard to top Jonathan T's review, but it about sizes the place up.
  
  It's a restaurant, or is directly common to the  restaurant, and the food is pretty good.
  
  Park a block away so it doesn't look like you're leaving a bar and driving off.

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  Posted on 07.06.10 Alby P.

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  Ok, it's hardly any kinda sorta CLUB of any kinda sort,
  unless you consider
  well-worn pool and foosball tables
  loads of gambling machines
  and a tired classic rocky honky tonky jukety juke
  the tony marks
  of Le Club de Ville??
  
  But extremely road weary
  Barrel-assing up the Oregon Coast
  Night flighters
  We were.
  
  After blowing into adjacent Coos Bay
  only to discover its
  Hard Scrabbled
  Decaying
  Doomed
  Bleak
  Grim
  and Ugly
  Past, Present, and Future
  When all we wanted was
  A delicious plate of Oregon Coast
  Fine-ass Seafood!!!
  We left those dreams behind
  Way down south
  in Gold Beach
  Unbeknownst.
  
  Luckily,
  North Bend was the slightly more
  well put together neighboring city
  with all the ingredients of a city on the move
  They've got a Casino
  An Airport
  and a Big Ass
  Shopping Mall!
  Now that's a tax base.
  
  To the friendly folk behind the bar at the Humboldt Club:
  
  Thank you for late-nite
  Road Weary
  Salvation.
  AND
  The unexpected SALIVATION
  Over the amazingly
  Tangy
  Zesty
  Fiery
  Crispity
  Chewity
  Bliss
  That is
  'Jim's Famous Hot Wings'
  
  And an equally satiating
  Quenching
  from your more than adequate Whiskey collection.
  
  And now,
  Off to make late night camp at
  Eel Creek.
  Oregon Dunes, yo!
  
  DONE.

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  Posted on 09.28.09 Jonathan T.

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