Landing Strip

Fuck this place.

So Monday after work (12:00 midnight) I decide to head here with a co-worker for a quick beer. We sit at the bar and dude takes off to use the bathroom, 2 seconds later some hoe saunters up next to me and says "You look lonely" my response was "Nah i'm cool." She proceeds to sit next to me and strike up some stupid ass conversation about tattoos and why she's scared to get them. I'm just nodding my head and watching TV the whole time.

She then orders a beer, the bartender chick pours it in a plastic cup and looks at me, so I say "What's up?" bitch says "That'll be $5.00". Five bucks for what? For her beer she replies. I looked at both of them and said "Did I order that shit? No, well I ain't paying for it either." Hoe number 1 then says "Oh come on you can spare $5 bucks can't you?"  Of course I can....................but i'm not, buy your own shit. Hoe number 2 looks at her and says "You need to pay or leave." So she had to come out of pocket and pay for her shit.

Finally my dumbass co-worker comes out of the bathroom (probably took a mean shit or something, because he was gone for like 10 minutes!) and says "what's up?"

"I'm getting the fuck out of here, that's waazzz up." I told him what happened and he says "Oh that happens all the time here" What the fuck? Never again.

Your go to place for paisa shenanigans. You'll be frisked on the way in.

If you're going to come here, you better know Spanish. I also love the "No fighting allowed" sign!