Louie B's

The Bar of Last Resort.

Are you 40+, washed up, alcoholic, probably divorced, and can't get anyone to even look at you anywhere else? This might just be the perfect bar for you. It also seems to be the only place to play pool, unfortunately.

The overpriced beer ($5 for a blue moon, really?), bartenders that ignore you, and the crowd all turned me off, despite the DJ actually playing some pretty good music. Wish there were more pool halls in Santa Maria.

If you don't fall into the above groups, don't bother. You'll have your pick of creepy old men and women, drug dealers in the parking lot, and tough guys following you out for a piece of you. Not worth it.

This is a total dive...and not in a good way, the place is very outdated which is fine, you kinda expect that in dive, but the feeling or "vibe" is not a very good one, the bartenders are not at all professional and can be rather rude,  and the patrons are some the worst examples of Santa Maria you will find.  The sad part is that it used to be a fun place, a little grimy and sorta sketchy but overall fun and safe not so anymore! Oh and if you want a water between drinks they will charge?! I'm sorry but this is just not a place to go unless you want to get hammered and possibly get into a fight or mugged or groped if your a girl...BIG PASS!!!

Dive, Drunks in the parking lot peeing in public while kids are being dropped off at Tai Kwon Do next door.  BAD PLACE.