Hands down, most ghetto bar on the square right now. I don't understand---they play awful techno music but the pants-down-to-their-knees crowd still hangs out here. I gave it two stars because I never have to pay for a drink (guys outnumber girls 10 to 1) and because the go-go girls are always really pretty and great dancers. However, the music is awful...and isn't the whole point of going out with your girlfriends to dance? This play used to be a 3, or a 4 on a great night, but I never go here unless I'm in a huge group and have no choice.
Review Source:I was never super crazy about nephews but they do have really cheap beer. BUT
They have this really awesome deal right now (im assuming trying to attract a younger crowd) where if you were born in 1990 you can get a punch card that is good for 16 free drinks (2 drinks per visit)! also they got a margarita machine and now have $1 margs! Â
How can you argue with free?
however it is still nephews....
Nephews is a raucous-y night out's last stand. Best experienced at 1:30 AM while heavily inebriated. The mostly naked waitresses and ads for jello wrestling night sets the tone of this bar. The dim lights almost masks the 30-something skeezers creeping along the walls. However, you will find people dancing here and most likely another drunk person to dance with, if that's what you're looking for. Just brace yourself when those ugly lights go on.
Review Source:Nephews is like the black sheep of the bars. I think they are in time out over in their dark isolated corner of the square.
Every once in a while they have events like live music, bikini boxing or karaoke and it can be a pretty fun place.
Then other nights it can be Naco Thug central. You definitely should do a walk thru and get a feel for the crowd before you wait in line for a drink.
Nephews amuses the hell out of me.This place has all of the maturity of a high school prom that has degenerated into a drunken orgy. Please do not expect any social interaction you have while at Nephews to be anything but awkward and wildly inappropriate. I would not recommend starting off an evening of shenanigans here. Nephews is not a good place to be sober. If you do somehow end up at Nephews, make sure your posse is rolling at least five deep and has a contingency plan for when a fight breaks out. If you're a beer drinker, Nephews is not a place for you, especially if you like stouts. The best beers they have to offer are Shiner Bock and Ziegen Bock, and none of their beers are on tap.
The one upside to Nephews is that the dance floor is almost always rocking, but it is also almost always populated with people that you probably shouldn't be dancing with in the first place. At some point during the evening, a few people will also start to dance on top of their tables. This place is made for drunken exhibitionism.
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