Oasis

Don't be fooled by these reviews. Some of the girls are not that good looking but If your there on the right night you will be suprised how sexy some of these women are. Not a dirty cheap club. Classy but laid back enviorment. Deff recommend this place for a good time.

So here is the deal. It is third string Russian grandmothers before midnight ever on the weekend. Old, used and nasty. There are some hot long island type girls and some black girls, but the place is so dark you cant see them.

They all wear pasties, drinks are over priced and it has kind of a "south of the boarder" feel if you get my drift.

Went there tonight after going there about 10 times in the past two years, it is always a crap shoot. One real butherface Russian comes up to me and my friend who were drinking and tipping all night and asks for a dance, we politely say no. She says "all the girls complain about you, you can drink beer in the library or the supermarket, here you get dances" Bitch must have drank to much in the library back home and would up 40 and working the pole. We put our drinks down and walked right out, I tipped the girl on stage on the way out just to prove a point (and she was smoking hot, like I said it is hit or miss) NEVER AGAIN. I called the manager from the parking lot and complained, he blow us off, he just lost me and my whole fire house as customers.

First let me respond to the previous three reveiws: You guys are obviously haters from a neighboring strip joint or someone from the town that is a part of the witch hunt to close this place... I've been hanging out at the Oasis for the past 10 years now, and it's definitely Smithtown's best kept secret.. Oasis houses some of the most beautiful girls in L.I. not to mention the droves of Russian girls they get from Broooklyn. The drinks are reasonably priced compared to their competitors up the road, so you guys need to stop slandering my best hangout spot...

As to Craig K who mentioned to bring a weapon,,, that's nonsence!! The clientelle consist of middle aged upper class white men, who the last time I checked does not bother anyone. So you need to check what your putting in your tea before you start discrediting my favorite spot boss.

Oh, as for the parking lot, as far as I know, the town won't allow them to pave it, which is no falt of theirs Mr Franco C.

Guys if you think I am lying, take a trip down to the Oasis any week night, take a look for yourself, and let me know if I made all this up.