O'Reilly's

O'Reilly's formely Maloney's I call this place Baloney's ya digg...This place is a joke. Your better off turning up the beat at the house, have ya folks come thru with some  drank and do the damn thang at the heezy. No joke this spot is a JOKE...Security think this is a V.I.P. club in Vegas. It does smell like piss inside. Music is a hit or miss.  Bar service is slow. No A/C.

If you want to get creeped out or if you're willing to throw a few elbows, this is defintely the spot for you.

The crowd here really depends on the day and as long as you have a few friends with you, you'll be fine. Drinks are  decently priced and the bartenders are usually pretty quick. They have DJs on the weekends that play dance-able music and, let me tell you, watching the drunks dance around here is pretty damn entertaining. All things considering I guess it's not too bad of a place since there really aren't very many other bar options in Merced.

This place usually smells like piss but you stop wondering why when you actually take a closer look at the crowd. I usually come over here after drinking at the Partisan across the street cause their bar area is less packed. We kick it here cause they play better ass shaking music in this joint than the latter. The music isn't GREAT but it gets the job done. Sometimes they play shit that makes you think twice about coming.

The crowd is a mixture of drunk chicks grinding up on one another and dudes posted up around the dance floor watching. There is usually some drunk Asian dude that walks around the dance floor trying to dance up on girls all while looking straight faded. Just politely nod no and he usually leaves you alone after his third round around the floor. The dance floor is really small and it gets super sticky cause slores spill their drinks while dancing. It gets super hot in here but they've placed an industrial sized fan on the dance floor which helps a little.

Don't give anyone attitude cause you'll probably get shanked. The drinks are fairly cheap here. I've heard that they sometimes have a cover charge so be aware of that. A friend once mentioned that they tried charging $10 for cover....if you run into that situation, turn around and go to the Partisan. A $10 cover in Merced is NOT worth it.

All in all, come here if you wanna shake your ass. Oh, and I don't recommend you wear anything too expensive cause it'll most likely get messed up.