The Patio

Came to The Patio to have breakfast on Sunday morning. Called ahead to make sure they were still serving it and they said as long as we arrived by 11:30 we'd be good.
We arrived around 11:25 and the hostess confirmed we could still order breakfast and got us seated outside w/ our breakfast menus. We asked for an umbrella because it was really hot/sunny but nobody ever came to put it up- so we ended up doing it ourselves. (STRIKE 1)

10 long minutes later, our server came to take our order and informed us that we couldn't order breakfast because it was after 11:30... UGH!
(STRIKE 2)

We decided to stay since we were already there and order "lunch". We ordered 2 peach crisp desserts, 2 mimosas, a sandwich, and an artichoke appetizer. The food was OK. The peach crisp was MUSHY, WATERY and gross- topped with a pinch of oats.
(STRIKE 2.5)

Not once (in over an hour) did the waitress come and check on us, ask us how things were, or refill our water (or mimosas). We decided to cut it short and leave because it was getting irritating and a little ridiculous. We waited, some of us standing ready to leave, and nobody came with our bill. Finally, I had to walk inside to the hostess and tell her that we were ready to leave. It took at least another 5 minutes for the waitress to come out with it. She didn't ask how things were, but instead said "you guys are my only table out here, I feel like I'm neglecting you- im sorry about that.".
Needless to say, there was no $ Tip. And I don't feel the least bit bad about it.
(STRIKE 3)

Won't be returning, not even for breakfast.

I think they have a lot of employees writing reviews, because this place is awful. It is located among a bunch of car dealerships and is in the back of a casino of sorts. It is noisy and has quite a few questionable people. We ordered food and that took a while. Then a mariachi band set up and began to play. They were very loud for this small restaurant and we could not even have a decent conversation. The food finally came as we just wanted to eat and leave. My meal was cold so it was sent back to be reheated. The four of us usually order dessert and coffee, but we wanted to leave so we skipped it.

This is a nice place to pick up lunch on weekdays, I've been here a few times already and they have great prices.  It is in a weird place and you feel like you're buying a car but its worth a try.  

I'm only giving them 3 stars however because the food has really been hit or miss, they don't seem to have consistency which is critical in any restaurant.  If I have to recommend a dish to try it would be their Ahi Salad!