Ranch House

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  First visit here and it was everything you'd expect on a Saturday night, in a Texas honky tonk. Unfortunately, my lack of dancing skills proved my undoing.  However, the place is huge, service is very good, beer is cold, and music is great (loud enough, but not too loud).

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  Posted on 06.16.13 Paul F.

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  It's okay... Closes at 1am on Friday which blows and on Saturday the band plays for too long. It would be better if the Dj played some songs you could actually dance to when the band finally does take a break.

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  Posted on 11.14.12 Derek K.

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  I love this little honkey-tonk.  The beer is always cold and the dance floor is always hopping.  I've only ever been on a Saturday night.  It is a good place to meet up with friends and have a good time.  I haven't tried the food yet so I can't review that.  I am assuming it is your typical bar food.  If you're ever in the neighborhood try them out!  Only downfall...you can still smoke in there so you leave smelling like an ashtray :(

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  Posted on 09.19.11 Tisha E.

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  I would love this place if there wasn't enough second hand smoke to give me lung cancer after one night out.  Old fashioned 2 stepping country fun.  Make sure you wear cowboy boots (real ones with leather soles).

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  Posted on 07.04.10 Minnie N.

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  Had a meeting out in the country a little bit, right at lunch, so when i got out of there i was hungry and looking for a deal.  I found it, to say the least.  A huge sign that just said "Burgers and Beer" called me in like it knew me.
  
  When i walked in and found a huge dancehall to the left, still cooling down from the night before, i felt at home.  When the owner said "howdy, sit where ever you like" and pointed to the bar area that was half wood paneling and half aluminum paneling, i felt at home.  When everyone else was drinking at lunch on a Thursday, i felt at home.
  
  When the guys behind me asked the owner how much he was getting paid to wear his new golf hat, and if his boyfriend gave it to him, the whole place let out a big laugh together, even me for some reason, i felt at home.  When i took down my backyard burger and homemade fries, i felt at home.  And when two pints of Miller Lite and a burger basket ran me all of $9.50, i almost moved in.
  
  This place was a great little lunch spot and has the look of a honky tonkin texas style dancehall at night.  Bring your clubs boys, cause i bet the country cougars make this their den on the weekends.  So stop in, if you're ever out on HWY 78, it feels just like......well, you know

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  Posted on 03.05.09 Lance H.

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  This place is just a good old fashioned honky tonk.  We rolled up about 10pm and the (huge) parking lot was already packed and already sprayed with puke in a couple of spots.  Someone started early!
  
  The place is deceptively large.  I've been driving by this place for almost ten years and always thought it was just a little hole in the wall.  It's fricking huge!  A good 100 yards or so long with two bar areas, pool tables, and a large dance floor.
  
  The band Saturday night was actually outstanding (The Terry Allen band).  The drinks cheap.  The waitresses SMOKING hot.  Ding, ding, ding--we have a winner.
  
  The crowd was really diverse, everybody from the traditional cowboys in their starched shirts, ironed wranglers, & 20X Resitols to drunken cougars in too tight mom jeans to 20-something douchebags to 50 year old couples two-steppin' out on the big dance floor.
  
  According to their website, they have happy hour every night from 4 to 7, $1.50 wells on Mondays & $5 pitchers on Tuesdays, poker on Wednesdays, & Karaoke on Thursdays.

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  Posted on 10.13.08 Chris L.

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  ranch house aint for anybody. when i went i brought a friend and had a great time. met people there. danced the night away and had some drinks. they have pool tables and games. good times.

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  Posted on 07.10.08 cela p.

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