Riverside Cafe and Recreational Rentals

My fiancé and I visited this small-town gem on a road trip from Tampa back to our home in Seagrove Beach.  We stopped here because a) there weren't many more appealing options and b) it sounded like a place that we'd enjoy.  The atmosphere was nice, minus the barnyard stench that lingered from the front door to the docks. The cook smoking right outside the front door didn't help much either. We took a table inside by the water. Our waitress visited us after making a pit stop to a table that was occupied by her friends - she made a reference to blow jobs and then got our drink order. The food was normal bar food - we got the calimari, then my fiancé had the turkey Reuben and I had a bacon cheeseburger.  My order was wrong, but all was not lost!  It was all "okay", but again, we understand that it's not the Ritz Carlton. We had also been in a car for about 5 hours, so we both would've happily eaten the floorboards out of a shit-house.  All in all, I think we'd go back for drinks, but we're not rushing there any time soon for the hillbilly seafood cuisine.

On a side note: use the restroom before you leave the house. The ones provided are right next tithe kitchen and resemble a broom closet in a crack-house more than an actual bathroom. I was worried that crabs were literally going to jump from the toilet seat onto my body.  Only to later come across a sign that read: "Warning: Killer Crabs!"

Give it a try!

Great experience.  Road in at 8am before opening, got a coffee and greyhounds.  The breakfast was tasty café food, nothing special.  Overall it hit the spot.  And the staffs was super nice and very accommodating.

We enjoyed the cafe - good food & loved the setting.  I had a fish sandwich which was quite good.