Royal Palace Cabaret

Amazing that no one has written up Royal Palace before, considering that it's been open for the most part for about 25 years and it's the top totally nude strip club in East Houston.  

Over time I noticed a good group of girls from HI - 10, "graduating" here as they claimed they made more money.   In fact once a girl takes the stage and accepts all the $1 tips, she then removes the panties or "bottom" half of dress and will remain fully nude aside from shoes for up to an hour while moving around the forum on up to 6 stages.   For me that's a little much.   Hi - 10 is topless only but here at Royal Palace it's pretty much nude only.    

They do not have an alcohol license so it's bring your own and it's open all night.   So why the 1 star?    Hygiene.   The mens restroom is often soaked in puke and you might often find a drunk oil worker from Baytown passed out in the puke.    They need to clean the restrooms as "accidents" happen instead of letting everyone step in it.  

This is not a bright side of life here and I won't go back due to the vomit deep restrooms.   If it were not for that lack of care by the middle eastern dudes running the place, this would be an enjoyable and enduring place to stop when the time comes to just watch a woman dance for you and then get naked for at least an hour.   I'm not aware of another club in the Houston area that has that policy and it does save money from table dances, while at the same time very accurately document vaginal or pubic hair shaving trends and the overwhelmingly desire of reversal of such.   It's basically a lot of pussy right in your face as long as you want and BYOB.