Schatze's is a neighborhood bar that's been in existance for as long as I can remember. Â It's a small joint, with a cozy bar, occupied by rowdy locals! Â The bar maids and waitresses are friendly. Â The food is, well, bar food. Â And for bar food, it's great! Â Their burgers are awesome, and their onion rings are great! Â They have lunch/dinner specials that just can't be touched, price-wise! Â Last week I had a pork steak plate, with two sides (cole slaw and beans), for $4.99! Â The also serve peel-and-eat shrimp, for .35 each. Â I know Fast Eddie's shrimp are cheaper, but Schatze's sells only jumbo shrimp, and they are huge!
Schatze's features entertainment on Wednesdays and on the weekend. Â Usually Karaoke, or a live band. Â The place is small, and when the entertainment is happening, the place gets crowded quick! Â They have an outdoor patio, but usually full of the smoking crowd!
Okay, Schatze's is a dive. Â But it's a great dive! Â The place is popular with bikers, but I wouldn't call it a "biker bar". Â Nevertheless, it's a nice scooter stop after a long day in the saddle. Â
Definitely a place to go for a quick bite, and ice-cold beer! Â TV abound, so not a bad place to catch a Blues or a Cards game!
Schatze's makes me miss Belleville!
Let's be honest, it not the nicest establishment. It's quite trashy, but you know what? Everyone needs a guilty pleasure. Schatze's happened to be mine while I lived in the St. Louis area.
Regarding their food, you can't find anything cheaper! The quality ranges. Burgers are burgers. Brats are brats. I will say that their peel-and-eat shrimp are surprisingly flavorful and fresh when you consider the proximity to the ocean. The fact that they keep their food cheap is something I consider noteworthy. They don't let you have to-go orders since they want you there drinking, of course, but I see no problem with that.
They keep many of my favorite beers on tap. If I recall, they had Boulevard. This did not seem like too big of a deal at the time, but as I now live far far away from the Kansas City home of boulevard, it is impossible to find, which makes me miss Schatze's even more.
Buzztime trivia...silly. Karaoke...shameless. Skimpy waitresses...maybe a little trashy. A good time....most certainly so long as you get in the right state of mind!