Yes! Â People with tattoos are so cool. Â They are the highest class of folks on the earth.
Who wouldn't want to improve their body with expressive art?
You can get more diseases from a toilet seat. Â Or Robert's cut-off shorts.
And everyone will find you funny.  People will surround you.  People will give you trophies  Or half trophies..
This UYE was cool.
Just like the folks who attended:
Celeb couple and event honoree "Mirupy", showing the fresh ink..
Jenny "Explore your tatts" L.
Courtney "How totes adorbs can one person be" W.
Monica G., Rockin the awesome lipstick... as usual
My sis, trying to remember what alcohol tastes like
My sis-in-law, and her friend.
Tony B, sans pooch Wesley... Â Maybe next time.
Robert B. and his date [insert name here]
Steve A, and his friend that just randomly happened to be there.
Non-yelper, but still beloved, Spencer
and the always incredible Brandon C.
16 folks with nothing better to do on a Tuesday night than hang out at Casino South Side Lounge.
And yes, a round of girly shots happened.
Now. I will go home. and sleep alone, because I don't have a tattoo.
Yet.
Too much self loathing in these reviews. So, I'm gonna lighten this up.
1.Brandon is loud and hilarious and awesome.
2.I'm fairly certain Joe touched my ass.
3.I'm fairly certain that was my fault for sitting in his lap.
4.I brought a stranger, and she loved all of ya'll.
5.I think this was the most blasphemed event ever. Wow, the Jesus jokes were just flying.
6.Mihir's tattoo is very impressive.
7.I'm so telling his dad.
8.There was a close up of my penis, "show and tell".
9.I went home alone, also.
10.But not until after I went to someone else's home first.
11.BOOYAH!!!!!
ugh. people with tattoos are so trashy. they are the lowest scum of the earth.
why would they want to ruin their body with shitty art?
don't you know you can get diseases from getting tattoos?
and no one will ever want you ever. you will die alone. people hate you.
but this UYE was cool.
now. I will go home. and sleep alone, because I am such a bad person and everyone hates me.