Smiles 2 Go-Go Bar

Ok, lets be honest. When you go to a place like this, you're there primarily for one reason...the girls. Well the girls here disappoint. I'm sure they're all lovely ladies on the inside and bursting at the seems with other excellent attributes. Unfortunately, they're also bursting the seems of just about every pair of pants they own. The girls are definite butter-faces, however thats not what packs them in. Most of the girls are obese (and I dont mean an extra pound or too, as I do like  full-to-thick girls...I mean these girls a big). Big can be beautiful, but not in a g-string. They are a little pushy for a tip, but otherwise friendly.
I dont drink, but I was with people who ordered drinks. Bottle of Yeungling = $7.25. Shots of Jack = $7.75. I dont know if this is considered overly expensive, but I am providing the info for you.

All-in-all, this is a Must Miss, especially with Club Fifteen not too far away (slightly better) or Lace in Wayne within 20 minutes drive. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I went on a tuesday night (july 3), but I'm not so sure.

Drinks are expensive but the girls are cute and friendly.