Smoky Hearth Restaurant Bar & Grill

I went to  Smokey Hearth after a movie and ordered the special.   The service is friendly and it is convenient when going to a movie.

Came here after a trip to Mt. Hood.  Service was poor on multiple levels, and the pizza smelled like dirty socks and tasted like stinky feet (yep, I have tasted stinky feet).  The one positive is that the food came out relatively fast.

I Don't comprehend the good reviews here unless reviewers are used to garbage pizza and have developed an affinity for it.

Went in on what must have been one of the aforementioned karaoke nights.  The noise (screeching of drunken women warbling) was unbearable.  Consequently instead of eating in, we placed a to go order.

After 30 or so mind-bending minutes of free 'entertainment', the order came out and we (thankfully) made our way outside with our pizza.

The crust was poor.  No way it is homemade.  The sauce was poor.  If homemade, someone needs to develop a new recipe.  Remaining toppings OK, I guess; but once one builds a pizza on bad bread and adds a canned (or plastic bagged) sauce it doesn't really matter what goes on afterword. It is like building a car on a rusted out frame and expecting it to be a performance vehicle.

All in all, I would have never written a negative review based on the noise (or music) or for any reason other than the food was poor.  For a great pizza I could put up with opera pumped at full volume and a splitting headache.  I love great pizza and will put up with just about anything to have it.  

Unfortunately, Smoky's pizza is as bad as those performing karaoke that night.