Spuddy's Tavern

WOW this place was bad. Honestly I don't even know where to begin.

Now granted, I don't mind dive bars, but when the whole bar looks like a gigantic mens' restroom that hasn't been cleaned with bleach in years...well...yah.

The table my sister and I sat down at was sticky. Let's hope it wasn't crawling with diseases. I don't feel like getting an STD from a booth table.

The waitress we had, despite there being two and the bar itself not being very large, was hit-or-miss. She got our drinks right but that's about it. Not to mention the Bloody Mary that my sister got tasted like all of tomato juice. There was no vodka in that and I can tell you, as a gay, I know my drinks and I know when there is booze missing or non-apparent. Tragic. I mean, when you can't even make a good bloody mary...please, do us all a favor and go back to bartending school. It's not that difficult. I'm sure any Congressman/woman could make a better drink than they did and that's not saying much for them.

Despite it all, my sister and our friend ordered food. I was curious since I knew I'd be writing a review on every place that I go.

Needless to say...cheese fries. Shouldn't be that hard right? Hell, all ya need is a few potatoes, some olive oil, sea salt, a mandolin slicer, chives, bacon crumbles and shredded cheese, yes?

I mean, THEY FUCKED UP CHEESE FRIES SO BADLY my sister, whom eats nearly anything, picked at a few and left the whole thing. The cheese was the fake, waxy, plastic cheese. I mean, when your business is SO CHEAP you don't even use real shredded cheese...god save the mother-f-ing queen.

Our friend, whom ordered an appetizer platter, told our server she was highly allergic to tomatoes. HIGHLY. As in she couldn't even kiss anyone who had eaten tomatoes or her face swells up allergic. Well, her platter comes out, looking just as disgusting and as fake microwave food as my sisters...WITH MARINARA sauce and other tomato-y sauces in a cup on the side. Really? It's not that hard to follow directions...and you should be paying more highly of attention considering your customer just told you they have a food allergy.

Not to mention, it was all quick bar food...it should've taken no more than 20 min in a fryer...even if they had used real ingredients. Trust me I've had cheese fries at multiple bars before but never have been so disgusting. (I'll post a pic later) We waited probably 40 min.

The one other waitress, we told her how terrible the bloody mary was and they took it off. I almost walked out without paying it was that bad. And I've only done that once in my life. Never will be back...disgusting. Would cringe to see what their kitchen looked like. Stay away!