Teddy's Sports Bar

Uh.  What?

The mere fact that this place is physically attached to the hotel I was staying in is the only reason I went in.  After 650 miles of driving I wanted to decompress with a beer and to stick my face in my iPhone, catching up on everything I missed over the hours I was on the road.

This...is a terrible reason to go here.  There is NO reason to go here.  Want a beer?  Sack up and go to Ruby Tuesday's across the street.  Sadly, by the time I realized this...it was too late.

I was the only person in there.  My Bud Light's born-on date was January 2nd.  It was smoky - like a small bar with no airflow and no policy on smoking.  How this was possible with nobody in there...is beyond me.  The big neon Blue Moon sign in the window is a big fat liar, since they don't (and never have) served Blue Moon.  I was informed that it is a "northern beer."

For entertainment, there was a TV.  Singular.  I expected sports, reference: "sports bar" in the name.  Alas, it was tuned into The History Channel, and Swamp People was on.  Not sports, but mildly entertaining nonetheless.  I finished my beer, paid in cash (its cash only anyways) and left just as quickly as I came.