Triangle Billiards

DO NOT VISIT THIS BAR IF YOU'RE GAY, OR OPEN MINDED.
Recently ended up at this funky dive bar after the High Point market and was having a fine time with my friends.  Unfortunately, the fat redneck and his beast girlfriend were not enjoying sharing the dance floor with a couple of homosexuals.  We were definitely not pushing the envelope with PDA or inappropriate behavior, but we soon found ourselves on the sidewalk.  The bar claimed that we had "touched" the hick and were asked to leave.  We did not see the other party being escorted out because they didn't want any "conflict in the parking lot".  They were supposedly going to ask the other couple to leave after us, but I sincerely doubt they did.  When we asked for a refund, we were told we could hang around if we liked, but they would be calling the police.  I guess the 21st century hasn't reached North Carolina yet.