VFW

Okay..  I am going to do this review this way...  Shake it up a bit..

(1)  if you ARE looking for a bar with great décor, matching seats (not taped together) and nice looking tables, this place is NOT for you.  If you ARE: A. Looking for a place that looks like it was last renovated the night Lincoln was shot, this is for you.  B.  Looking for a place where you have to worry about your seat disintergrating like a 50 year old graham cracker, this is for you!! C. Women so old they went to their prom in a horse and buggy, you'll love it.. D. Kereoke sung by people who retired 30 years ago and can't hear anything, you're going to love it.. E. food that is certainly going to send you to the ER with a kick ass case of bacteria poisoning (if you want to ensure this happens take a look at the hot dogs) you're going to be excited in here. F. Interested in seeing if a restroom can cause some kind of disease where antibitoics will be required, get here quickly..  

(2)  Guess what?  It is EXACTLY what I was looking for this night..  It rocked, everything about the place is a train wreck and I loved it..  What can I say, I love a good dive bar from time to time and this place ranks up there among the best..  Beers are CHEAP, super cheap..

Below based on five stars...  (reality check)

SERVICE                 **
DECOR                   1/2
FOOD                      (I didn't want to go to the ER that evening)
ATMOSPHERE       * 1/2
RESTROOM           *
LOCATION             *
OVERALL               *

**   Again rated FIVE stars above because it is a dump dive bar, which is just what I wanted)..