Zak's Pub

Next to the Carousel, this is one of the worst places you could ever hang out in. It is small, smells like old movie theater popcorn, and is filled with unwavering rednecks. The bartenders are girls with flaming skull tattoos. They do, however, have the most amazing chicken strips I have ever had. My friends used to laugh at me when I brought them there, then after eating the chicken strips, they all wanted me to meet their sisters... True Story- After bringing a few friends there one night, one of my friends decided to clean my car by throwing a bunch of trash I had in it in Zak's parking lot. About four hours later, at about three in the morning my house phone starts ringing and my answering machine picks up-

Zack: Hey Dave, this is ZAK from ZAK's Pub!! You left a bunch of shit in my lot DAVE!! I don't appreciate THAT Dave! I'll SEE you SOON Dave!

Anyone with that kind of violence and the best chicken strips in the world deserves five stars.