The Branding Iron Restaurant

So...let me qualify this review and say that after a long night of drinking and dancing at a wedding in the middle of an orchard, this was the kind of greasy spoon I needed to dine at in order to function properly the next day.

Breakfast was basic and good. I really wanted the dish in the picture but they no longer sere it--wait, isn't that false advertising? :-)

In any case, the service was great and the staff was quite patient with our loud and obnoxious group. I'd come back if I found myself nearby and hungry.

The Branding Iron is your classic eastern Washington diner, truck stop, disco / nightclub. From the restaurant there are beautiful views of a corn field and rolling hills. The service was good and the food reminded me a lot of things my grandma use to make. While she may not have been a good cook there's something to be said for comfort food. Unfortunately we forgot to try our luck with the claw machine.

A strange little place with a perplexing menu and a wide selection of offering. A full breakfast option with Blueberry Waffles that I would not mention to my mom but would contemplate ordering again if I had a bigger tooth for sweets.
A friendly wait staff that complimented my moustache and asked us if we were out of town. (Why yes, we are. California.) Quick service. Large selection of Mexican food lunch items, paired next to pancakes.
Positively dreadful coffee (as in, worse than regular diner coffee) and a claw machine that was not rigged (we won a lion with adorable eyes!).