This is a totally pointless review. Really, don't bother reading it. I'm serious.
If you DON'T live in Vernon, Nj, it's doubtful you'll go just for the pizza and next to impossible to imagine you'd find yourself here for any other reason.
If you DO live in Vernon, NJ, you're already aware of this place, go there regularly, and are quite possibly there right now with a slice the size of a small hang-glider blocking your view of the outside, less-delicious world.
Feel like proceeding anyway? Okay. Top-notch east coast pizza, naturally thin-crusted and delicious. Sausage, garlic, onion, pepperoni, you name it...
Did you just name "eggplant parm"? So did I. Let's do it.
P.S. I had my 8th birthday party at their old place across from the George Inn, where, guess what, a god damn clown HAPPENED to show up and then totally did some tricks for us. I think I recall he had a jacket with a sock sewn on the back... I may have to bring that look back.