Carl's Lounge

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  This place is a dump!  Don't even waste your time coming here. The strippers are disgusting. If you want a lap dance you have to have it in front of everyone. The strippers try to take more money from u than they are suppose to. The men that go in their look creepy and smell bad. This guy that I sat next to in the bar area smelled like strong b. o . The bartenders at least make good drinks and they have pool tables which is cool.

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  Posted on 04.07.13 a g.

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  Whores, all these girls are whores and "fancy" prostitutes. $20 dollars to get a cheap lap dance and not much more to leave the place and get pounded out at a nearby motel on skuzzy Mannheim Road.
  
  LADIES: if your man goes here, Id find a new one b/c thruth is hes probably 95% getting way more than a lap dance.  
  
  MEN: If you go here- your a sick pig and deseve to be a room full of filth with a whole bunch of piggies!
  
  Most of these woman are druggies and alcoholics and have no morals.

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  Posted on 11.23.11 Emilee S.

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  Unfortunately, I am able to leave a review about Carl's Lounge.
  
  I was dragged here with friends after a pretty fun night bar hopping on Madison St. in Oak Park. While on our way home, my friends decided they weren't ready to go home, and we stumbled upon the horrorshow that happened to be Carl's Lounge. I had no idea what to expect, as I've never heard about it; and I now know why.
  
  Carl's Lounge is an "adult entertainment" bar/lounge. The place is actually pretty big; tall ceilings throughout, two floors, two separate bars, many tables/booths, and a half dozen pool tables.
  
  The problem is, well, everything else. The crowd is much older, which is fine, but they were clearly unwelcoming to our younger group; which makes sense considering we weren't "regulars" and were easily spending the most money out of any group there.
  
  Anyways, there are 10-15 "dancers" that walk around the lounge in bikinis & lingere. Typically I'd be right on board and leading the pack, full steam, tunnel vision, ready to "make it rain" as soon as I walk in... this wasn't the case. Alright I'm aware that this isn't an exotic dance club, and the women aren't supposed to be strippers, but when you portray it to be that way, then women should at least live up to expectation. A couple of the women clearly recently gave birth, one of them were missing teeth, a handful were slightly overweight. I mean, come on! Yet guys were actually paying the $20 for dances from the women, but the catch is (as if bad looks wasn't a catch enough) that the dances aren't private. You sit right there in the middle of the bar or wherever you're seated, and they give a "dance" in front of about another 100 men. Who wants to pay for that?
  
  Within five minutes of walking through the freakshow, I lost my blissful buzz that I worked so hard to get earlier in the night.
  
  There was a $5.00 cover, not sure why.
  
  When we were at the bar at the top of the stairs, I ordered a drink, and the bartender said she'd get it after she takes a cigarette break.
  
  There's much more that can be said, but I think you get the idea, I did NOT have a good time, and it ruined my buzz.

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  Posted on 03.16.11 Guiseppe D.

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