Sweet; I'm the first to review! (Actually I just checked; one has been filtered. As will mine, I'm sure).
Most of the bartenders here are !@#$%^& jerks. Most of the intoxicated patrons I've met here are incredibly nice. I don't get it.
One time, drinks were $4.25, so I handed over a 5 dolla bill and tried to leave the 75 cents as a tip. It was given back. I mean that they walked out from behind the bar to give it back. You're too good for quarters now? Oh, my mistake, you're obviously very wealthy and that's why you work at a bar. Fine! I'll buy some freaking gumballs with it or maybe a temporary tattoo. No sweat.
This place is lame anyways. No one's ever here.
Note: Edited my foul language cos I'm trying to be less "audacious".