Christina's Female Review

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  Went here when some buddies came into town. ALL of the strippers working that night were drunk. One dancer had a seizure from the strobe light. Nothing major, and she was fine. Just dazed. Nobody danced in sync to the music or tried. They just mindlessly shook  up and down at random times like they were meeting quota. Women pacing in circles around the bar and hiking up their leg every few feet  waiting for a dollar with a very bored look on their face.
  
  Another stripper, named Marilyn accused me and my friend of laughing at her when we were laughing at something completely un-related to the strip club. After her song ended she walked up and confronted us. When we told her we had no idea what she was talking about another stripper quickly intervened and explained to us that two gentlemen had been coming in weekly, drinking only water, and made it a goal to poke fun and laugh at her. I asked if they had brought it up to the manager or bouncers and they said they have, but nothing was done.
  
  Then there was the most un-friendly alpha bartender who did not like another woman looking at her girls. Fire your bouncers, promote her to security.
  
  Dear manager of Christina's, if this is how you treat your women who are putting money into your pocket you should be ashamed of yourself.

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  Posted on 04.18.13 Natascha Z.

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  Had a friend who'd come in from out of town, and decided that we would go scout out some Baltimore strip clubs in the outskirts.  My favorite bartender kept talking about Christina's so I wanted to check it out.  It's out in the middle of nowhere.  
  
  By far, wasn't the scariest place I've been, but in Baltimore, you never know.  Walking in was a little intimidating at first, because inside is pretty small and roadhouse-ish.  When we walked in, everyone eyeballed us and checked us out.  However, once you settle in, no one cares that you're there I suppose (this includes some of the dancers - one girl just would not stop by to get tips from us--even AFTER we tried tipped her).  They have a kitchen to make short order food which was decent and reasonably priced.  The drinks would be considered a bit high priced for this area ($4-11) but manageable if you come from the city.  
  
  The shocker was how cute the dancers were--Dundalk's best.  We went on a Sunday night and almost every dancer was fairly fit and attractive.  The ones that were single mothers didn't have that "I just gave birth" look.  The girls dance and make rounds to collect their tips.  They have a "Private Dance" area that I heard costs $175/half hour which includes a $50 bar tab while you are in there.  Didn't have the funds this time to check it out - I apologize.
  
  Nothing seems out of the ordinary at this place--just your normal strip club in your average industrial area in baltimore.  I would definitely come back just to get a change of pace.

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  Posted on 08.15.11 C B.

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