Crazy Russian

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  i got a boner just driving by this place!

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  Posted on 05.28.13 Dan Z.

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  Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Stuffed cupcake bra. Crazy wigs. Animal costumes. $4 beers. No cover.  Tip your bartender and dancers well, people. This place rocks!

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  Posted on 08.24.12 Liv B.

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  This place is a gem! I highly recommend it. It has character.
  Very welcoming.  Very entertaining.  Costumes, strip tease. They have special burlesque nights as well. <a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crazyrussiancabaret.info%2F&s=ecc71362a55a4fbe4c9eb72251700413a9279aa665df6bb9aa2891fd142a6d1b" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.crazyrussianc…</a>
  No cover. Beer is $4.

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  Posted on 07.23.12 Granny K.

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  I really like this place. Granted, this isn't The Gold Club, or Scores. If that's what you are looking for, go there. But here the girls actually put on a show. It's not just some girl mindlessly twirling around a pole. They wear costumes, and do an actual strip tease. Add in there is no cover charge, and the drinks are reasonably priced, and I like coming here. And while the girls may not look like they come out of Playboy or Penthouse, they are certainly beautiful and do a great job in their performances.

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  Posted on 04.15.12 Rick S.

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  The Crazy Russian is a really interesting club.  They've shortened their hours to an extended weekend (Thu-Sat?).  There are only a few girls that work there so you aren't going to get a huge variety.  They also offer a full bar (drinks around $6-10).  Most of the dancers and staff speak Russian and are from Russia (yah big surprise right?)  The club is decorated with tons of pictures, mostly of the boss-lady who I believe is referred to as the "Crazy Russian".
  
  I haven't quite figured out what this club is all about because I can't see how they can afford to stay open.  I did not see anyone get lapdances nor was I offered any--i believe that lapdances are not allowed in the county.  I've only gone on a couple of Thursdays and it is usually fairly quiet with only a small handful of customers.
  
  The location feels incredibly safe when compared to most of the other Baltimore and County clubs.  They have their own private lot which is very well-lit and on a main road (Pulaski-US40).
  
  I come back every once in a while because the experience is definitely a very unique flavor.  I don't stay very long but I do enjoy visiting.

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  Posted on 09.13.11 C B.

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  This is a "dangerous" review. I may lose friends. I may lose the votes of all the pseudo moralists who would decry this type of place as evil while walking by a homeless person and muttering under their breath. I am going to write it anyway for a few reasons:
  
  1. I am a grown single man who pays his own bills.
  2. I am rarely ashamed of the things I have done during my life.
  3.This was an easy first to review. I can't possibly be the only person who has ever gone into the place.
  
  Now I say two stars more because of the wording "I've experienced better" than some value judgment that the place (and by extension dancers) are less than a three star "average" rating. As I said earlier I am a grown man, served this Nation honorably around the world; so I have "been places". So off the very top nothing in Baltimore on Pulaski Highway could compare with Florida, California, New York or Europe. [What can I say, between Army and a college fraternity-bachelor parties-I have been to a few of these establishments].
  
  I won't bore anyone with the titillating details (yes pun is intentional), let me instead do a simple pro/cons list and you can work the rest out for yourself.
  
  Pros:
  -Free Parking, off a main road and easy to find/leave
  -Not as expensive as other bars of this type
  -Some dancers are actually good dancers...I said some
  -The "costumes" are inventive, if a little stereotype- nice shoes
  - Dancers are polite and those that may actually hate men do hide it well
  
  Cons:
  -Pulaski Highway...in Baltimore County
  -Some dancers are bad dancers...I said some
  -The place is a little "worn" inside

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  Posted on 02.21.11 Barry B.

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