Elsa's on the Border

While the menu was certainly fun to peruse, as the descriptions had some wit to them, the offerings were pretty standard for a Mexican Bar meets American Bar.

I shared a Three-Way (and considering the pieces of my youth in Cincinnati, I've had better experiences with this name) with my dinner partner... the chicken was a bit overdone, the steak was good, and he devoured the shrimp, so I took that as a good sign for how they were prepared.

We each had a Bad Juan, and while it wasn't the worst margarita on the rocks I've ever had, it certainly was not the best, either.  

A fun atmosphere, good service, and a new experience chalk it up to three stars.

I like this place a lot.  They have a nice selection of Mexican favorites that are all tasty, and their signature margarita is definitely worth the trip.  Not stellar food, but a nice atmosphere (some sports-geared TVs, lots of tables, bar) and definitely hits the spot when you want a burrito.

Take Elsa's for what it is - a crazy mix of food (there are margaritas and mexican, wings, pizza, sandwiches, burgers), a sports bar environment (good, low-key place to catch some sports), and mostly above par service, and you won't be disappointed.

We are generally at the bar, and most of the bartenders are outstanding - attentive, friendly and quick.

The food is consistently pretty solid- of the 2 dozen times I've been, I've been satisfied every time but one - and I blame that on the fact that I ordered right as the kitchen was closing (I should know better).

There's always trivia on a TV or two, so if your company begins to bore you, at least you can learn something.

If you have a bad day, go get a bad Juan - it tastes like an overly poured glass of tequila with too much sour mix, which is exactly what it is - and a couple will certainly take the edge of your problems.

The smokers do stand right outside the front door, which is gross when you enter and exit, but if you hold your breath and dash, you'll get minimal residual smell on your clothes. At least they're outside now.