Timothy's Bar and Grill

OK. Two caveats: 1.) This is a college bar. 2.) You must be at a certain level of drunkenness before you walk in the door to appreciate the unique experience that Tim's delivers.

If you are looking for a place to kick back a few beers with your pals and chat it up, this is not the place for you.

If you are looking for a place to dance your ass off with your friends, act like a fool and have a good time (think wedding reception-like drunken dancing), then Tim's it is!

Pros:
- Dayton Beer Co. - half-decent local brew on draft, cheap pitchers
- PBR for the tighter wallet nights
- THE POLE

Cons:
- Security can turn into assholes really quick, Soup Nazi style.
- $3 cover on the weekends
- Thursday nights are +18, don't even bother.

This place sucks. Horrible music, and I have a horrible time every time I'm there. Drinks are over priced and don't have much alcohol in them with the exception of the Wall. UD needs another bar on campus.

Anybody who is anybody on the weekends at UD goes to Tim's.  UD has a few other bars - Bargo's, Flannigans, The Field House, Malano's, and Bdubs.  The first three being great bars for the week-day drinker, but if you're not at Tim's on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, you should have just saved yourself some money and went to community college.  

There is a select group of people who live and breath Milano's.  This bar is kind of a half-way house where UD hides the cargo short wearing mouth breathing nerds away from mainstream society.  Freshman and Sophomores wonder why they never see their RA's out on the weekends.. THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE!! 95% of people who are in attendance at Milano's after the sun goes down never had an alcoholic drink until their sophomore year of college and are still trying to get to second base with their girlfriend they met at band camp.  If you happening to be visiting the city of Dayton for a comic book convention, this is probably the place for you - they will even check your asthma inhaler at the door for no cost... that's less you have to carry in the 10th pocket of your cargo shorts.  

Timothy's completely sums up what UD is all about.  It's a complete shit hole packed full of suburban white kids acting like wild animals and getting blacked out drunk, holding absolutely nothing back.  The bar itself has absolutely no substance to it.  It is one huge room that has two bars and a stripper pole.  They have a signature drink called the "Wall".. it's about the equivalent of ruffying yourself.  Have two walls at Tim's and you're guaranteed to wake up the next day either next to a fat chick or in jail.

Timothy's Bar and Grill... 99% of all good stories at UD starts with "Remember that one time at Tim's......"