The Living Room

Decided to put my sweatpants on and give this place a try. Bitches be nasty here with prosthetic butts all over me ballsack.

Went there, got a dance from a girl with a fake butt... I was like woah and she was like boom boom all over my face.. I got a private dance and she was woo woo and I was so like ohh ohh.... and then it was all like Kevin Costner alll over my sports jacket...

So much fun, but I had to shave my beard because it was all over my face!

Great ladies, great lap dances... im sure if it rains you wont get wet, the roof wasnt on fire.

COVER:  None for Active Duty Military.  Came here on a Friday night and got in for free.

GIRLS:  Some of the best looking on Dixie Drive.  There were about 30 girls working on a Saturday night...girls everwhere.  If you're a decent looking dude, be prepared to be approached by girls all night...until they realize youz a broke mother fucka.  hahahah...that or you're a cheapo too.  

DANCES:  Pretty good.  Cost $20 for topless and $30-$40 for nude.  Depends on the girl I suppose and depends on the day of the week.  Overall, this place is twice as expensive as Harem Entertainers...the only difference is seeing full on vag in the couch room...but Cobra don't pay to see vag...only titties.  I just read some of the other reviews and wished I had negotiated with some of the girls.  I wish I had gotten some 2 for 1s.  

WAIT STAFF:  Some of the best looking waitresses I've seen in a strip club!