The Gold Cadillac

I hate to give up my favorite fishing spot but when Bobito G. Is in the mood for some serious drunkin G-milf hunting this place never ceases to impress!!!  Even though The Golden Cadilizzac looks like a good place to get stabbed the women here are aged like fine box wine and I'm assuming most of them are triple input ;)  

Forever yours,

Bobito G.

I came here on a whim the other night. RIGHT around the corner from my godforsaken residence and apparently a friend of my friend's bartends here.

Odd, shady location. There's a banner above the door with 3 washed up, middle aged hags laying on a pool table with some scandalous lookin' ass fool. I don't know if this banner is supposed to portray what sort of events take place in this bar or if it just hasn't been taken down since 1994.

Anyway, place is empty as hell. Dark, divey, right up my alley. There's another better lit room with a pool table. Internet juke box, that's cool. They had some Eyehategod on there, I can dig it.

Basically this review is for Tyler, the bartender. Young metal-head lookin' dude. He introduced me to my new favourite whiskey: Glenlivet 10 year. Thanks, Tyler. I'll only be back to hang out with this dude.  

CASH ONLY

Drinks are decent in price.

But you know a place is sketchy when the bartender tells you "it's behind the Vallarta" when you call and ask about its location.

The clientele, for the most part, looks like hard-drinking blue collar people you read about in books or see in movies. The kind drinking away their last paycheck with an undiagnosed case of clinical depression.

Add some cheap drinks during happy hour, average priced drinks in the off hours, no beers on tap, pool tables, a decent juke box.  Mix in a few people who look like they're pissing away their General Relief check with a few other locals and the stray people who work nearby coming in for a cheap place to drink and you get the Gold Cadillac.

This is the kind of place where you can get your throat cut during a bar fight and the cop who investigates will ask you "well, what did you expect?"