Helen Back

Cool place to hang out.

On Mondays they give out free pizza to the military!  WHAT???  Yup that's right.  Juicy hot slices of cheese and pepperoni, two slices at a time, after you show em your ID.  Well I'll be damned!

You can also order your own pizza.  Imagine that!  They have white sauce and red sauce.  I recommend the red sauce as the white one doesn't taste like anything.  The pizza was good.  On the night we came our food took a LONG time to come out, and there were people smoking inside.  I guess when it gets warmer they would open the tarp and we would technically be outside.  But with the tarp it's really like indoors and cigarette smoke in enclosed space while eating?  I felt like I was sitting in the dirty trailer of some Jerry Springer candidate trying to choke down a can of spam while gasping for air.  Uber trash all the way.

The parking lot is like something out of Ethiopia or Cambodia.  Unpaved, mud tracks, pot holes, no organization, just a hodge podge of cars and trucks.  

One of the waitresses was also just a bitch, to put it simply.  She had on some sort of purple sweatshirt and was a little chubby around the lower tummy area.  We asked her to take a photo, she said she'd do it when she came back.  When she came back we asked again, brandishing a camera ready to go, she said she will go get our waitress instead.  In the time it would take for you to track down our waitress, you could have just aimed and pressed a goddamn button you stupid cunt.  So we just left without taking any photos and we walked right by her on our way out and she didn't say a word.  Just a dumb unhappy overweight bitch who hates her life and hates the customers here even more.  

But free pizza Mondays?  I got to give some props for that and the guy working behind that counter was very friendly.  If not for the dumb bitch in the purple sweatshirt this place would be a solid five star.

great atmosphere during the last 5 hours of the day. once the sun goes down, look out. the place can fill up with some strange people. During daylight hours, it's a nice family friendly place with great pizza and a very nice happy hour. also, they keep the most up to date golden tee machine.